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1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.
Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.
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The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.
Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.
Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome
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It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.
*WARNING*
Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.
Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
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'Type Like a Pirate Day' takes place on the 12th of January.
It's the same as 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' except you must type like how a Pirate would speak.
"Arrgh, how ya doing mateys? It's Type Like a Pirate Day!"
The end of the trilogy of Pirates. The main characters are
Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley).
Will and Elizabeth join forces with Barbossa(Geoffrey Rush) to rescue Jack from Davy Jones' Locker. Then they realize that the end of pirates is nearing, caused by Lord Cutler Beckett(Tom Hollander). They immerse in an epic battle between the quadruple and Davy Jones(Bill Nighy).
--CAUTION MAJOR SPOILERS--
Near the end of the battle, Will is fatally wounded by Davy Jones. Jack "saves his life" by letting him stab Jones' heart and making him the new captain of the Flying Dutchman.
Soon afterward, Davy Jones dies, and eventually everyone battles against Beckett. Beckett is killed, and the pirates succeed, and the EITC(East India Trading Company) flee.
The new Captain Will Turner and Elizabeth spend their one day on Shipwreck Cove before Will leaves to do his duty(rescue lost souls at sea). Will hands her the Dead Man's Chest and tells her to keep it safe. He turns away, but Elizabeth stops him and they kiss.
Will tells her to "keep a weather eye on the horizon" and he disappears. He and the ship are engulfed in the Flash of Green, and his duty begins.
Jack is then sailing for the Fountain of Youth, which is located in present-day St. Augustine, Florida.
After the credits roll, Elizabeth and her son(William as listed in an early draft of the Pirates 3 script, but as Young Will Turner in the credits played by Dominic Scott Kay) are walking on the cliff of Shipwreck Island, and they wait for Will to return.
A Flash of Green erupts in front of them, and Will returns after 10 years, seeing his wife and new son.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is an amazing movie filled with many special effects! OMG!
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There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.
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A derogatory phrase that implies the subject has an unclean oral orifice and uses said unclean orifice to perform oral acts with persons who may commit or have committed illegal acts or violence at sea.
"You shut your dirty pirate whore mouth! Yea, I said it."
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