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Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 21, 2021


self-contributor

1. an Employee whos the Boss doesn't understood and that why must be me again?

2. When the kid need to apoligize his Mom but will never do that. But always has done after calm down :)

ad. 1. My boss John ordered me wash his car and Even didn't ask me do I want to do or can do that. (So now I'll be a self-contributor)
ad. 2. ... everybody knows the feeling : self-contributor

by proJektdariusz2D May 01, 2018


Self-Immolation (again)

What happened to the self-immolation story Russell (the alleged little girl rapist)? It was just their a second ago but now the title has changed! It was just "Liar liar pants on fire" and now it's about the spending bill! What happened!? Where did it go?

Hym "So, Self-Immolation (again). Russel was going to report on it... But by the time his stream had ended... The title had changed! That is so weird that you guys are doing that! Because it was important and, like, central to the episode... But now... Spending bill in Ukraine and Israel and Taiwan... And not the Self-Immolation guy... There have been a lot of them lately... If only we had someome kind of anti-establishment 'truth-tellers' who weren't afraid of censorship to report on these stories without bowing to the big-tech overlords! Why did the guy light himself on fire, Russ? You know is someone else reports on it before you on YouTube your whole 'I have to post on Rumble so the single most dishonest shill on the planet (Gayve Jewben) can protect me from censorship' bit goes out the window, right? Lot of sweeping stuff under the rug going on there... Strange day... Weird stuff going on..."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


Digital Self Harm

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.

Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.

by Sninck November 17, 2023


Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 12, 2024


+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +

+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +

+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 01, 2025


<.7.9.7.6.>Belittling An Individual In North America Is Essential For Self-Sufficiency<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Belittling An Individual In North America Is Essential For Self-Sufficiency<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025