Person 1: Bro did you hear about Jayalan
Person 2: Oh you mean the cap lord
THE ALMIGHTY KING OF ESSEX KNIGHTED IN BY THE MAN HIMSELF CHETE
"Medusa: Tweety, you heard the YG Left-Right song?"
"Tweety: Nah what about it?"
"Medusa: I love to get like Lord Vertido and clap cheeks to that music"
When you get a fresh can of chewing Tabacco and it is not completely full. Appearing to already have a dip takin out.
I swear, the Lords pinch 'n hoglegs outa my Copenhagen tin. It's never like this when I buy grizzly.
sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.
oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord
A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.
Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.
A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.