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Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
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What does shortcut to prevent ringing mean
When shortcut to prevent ringing is it suppose to be on or off
When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.
That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.
It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.
You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!
To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.
"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."