omen fart

a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.

i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.

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fart knocker

Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.

1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!

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Fart-handle

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

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Fart Schizophrenia

When a person farts but the fart is intolerable as if someone else has farted.

"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard

Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"

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fart chimney

Also known as a "Sun Roof", this is an overhead motorized portal designed to allow hot sick ass gases to escape the vehicle in a convenient and socially acceptable manner.

"Open the damn fart chimney man, your poop fumes are making my eyes water!"

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laugh fart

When you have to fart inpublic, but
you don't want to be embarrassed then
someone does something so hilarious
or extremely funny, you fart during the laugh.

THEN ALL LAUGHTER STOPS AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU.
AND SMELL THE ODORIZED AIR.

John: OMGZ That was so funny I took a laugh fart!

Becky: LAWLZZZZZ!!!!!!!! *farts*. woops..

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juicy fart

Fart that's wet. "Do farts have lumps?"

I just ruined my shorts with that juicy fart!

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