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just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
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when sleeping on your side, waking up with a rock steady, red hot morning boner and, rolling over onto your stomach, going back to sleep, sleeping on top of your boner, flattening it out like a pancake.
Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while
Example #1:
Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.
Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!
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Someone who ruins a moment or a funny joke. A kill joy, or party pooper.
When John didn't want to go to the concert he was being a boner kill.
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a guy/girl who thinks a chick is hot, but literally none of his/her friends agree.
dude you are such a lone boner thinking about that emily chick.
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When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.
Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday
Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner
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belly boner is nsfw gif or vid of a man having sexual relations with substantially large dildo that he wedged between his mattress and box spring.As he proceeds to insert the dildo and go at it you notice that this dildo is in fact so large that it pokes through his stomach and shows a slight indentation in his belly hence the name belly boner.
surely you jest my good man mo mere mortal could take that size of a penis and not end up like mr.hands dead of a perforated colon.no my good man smple google belly boner and bare witness to this oddity
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This is the name given to the hard feeling in their stomach that woman have when they notice a hot guy. It is caused by excess blood flowing in the ovaries which causes it to get really hard. It can be seen as a big bubble on a womans stomach, sometimes called fat. Some woman have bigger ovary boners than other, and some woman even have permanent giant ovary boners when they have sex too much
cindy has such an ovary boner over thomas, look how big her stomach is!
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