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When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.
One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!
Excessively rides the clutch in car
Joe is such a captain clutch rider!
The person who is wonderful at absolutely everything they do. They can also accomplish whatever they want…. And always seem to get what they want.
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
He’s the captain, must be a Ken…. It’s captain Ken!
A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong
Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."
Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"
Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"
(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".
when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said
(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious