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Moving in such a manor in front of the refrigerator as though the contents bring you an energy or show your erection so that you express your great enthusiasm with such a happy dance.
Mannie performed his happy dance when he spotted the leftover Big Mac in the fridge:
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A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.
The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs
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when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate
jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever
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A snirthday is a snowy birthday, so "happy snirthday" means have a happy snowy birthday.
It's snowing so much on your birthday, so Happy Snirthday!
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When one laffs soo much that coffee comes out their nose
man did u see that she laffed soo much she pulled a happy carlie
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Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.
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When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
My GF gave me a happy birthday this morning. I gave her breakfast in bed.
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