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said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy
pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"
English converted from Chinese pronunciation"好(hao)美(mei)的(de)文(wen)字(zi)", which means “such beautiful words”. Most of it is used when the other ppl swears bad words and u want to support his/her points, more like a teasing manner.
Someone says "Matt's such an asshole." u r like: "How made winds."
The only way to win the game is if a person named Ethan, tells you that you have won the game.
Me: *thinking how to win the game*
Ethan: You've just won the game.
Me: AYOO, thanks bro!
Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.
Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
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Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
None of these things is any good on its own, It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
2) Look for the nose-holes,Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy.
3) “The feet,” she said. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings
Take care out there and beware of Witches
Important survival guide on how to spot a witch
A typical greeting between Chinese Americans, used as a combination of the Chinese: "Ni hao" and the English: "How are you?" Its a way for the Chinese Americans, also known by the Chinese as bananas, white on the inside and yellow on the outside, to celebrate both their asian and western heritage.
When a Chinese American ask a fellow Chinese American the age old question "Ni how are you? Would you like some dumplings?" They always expect them to reply: "Ni how are you yourself? Im good, and dumplings sounds terrific! Happy year of the unicorn!"
Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole
Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”