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a person who disguises themselves as being knowledgeable but is really an idiot
Tiffany talks a lot about my custody case but she’s a know it none.
What you tell them you said instead of "blow up"
This whole room is rigged to blow up!
"BLOW UP!? I'm outta here!"
No, I said know up!
The day you get to slap the shortest person you know
My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”
1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people
2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously
Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.
Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!
A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"
Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"
Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."
What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”
“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"