Meat Slurpee

Believed to have been created as early as 1967, a Meat Slurpee is a flavored cock treat, usually chilled and enjoyed by the female gender via the mouth, vagina, anus, or vaganus depending on the make and model of the female. Meat Slurpee's come in many different flavors, no pun intended, such as Banana Cream Pie, SnoBawls, Fanta Falice, Yello Fello, Dr Peeper, Pinga Colada, and Minute Maid Semenade. Said named drink was named after the sound females make while enjoying the age honored slush meat drink.

According to online encyclopedias of sorts, Meat Slurpee flavors are certified kosher "parve" as well as halal. The exception to this would be the Pinga Colada if it were to contain alcockholic contents.

The idea for Meat Slurpees came when a man was receiving oral from a Mexican girl who had spicy Jalepenos in her mouth, forcing him to put sodas from his freezer into her mouth in order to stay cool, which caused them to become slushy on his shaft. He told his hippy friends about it and many people loved them, which gave him the idea to make a machine to help make a "slushy". Early prototypes for the Meat Slurpee machine made use of an automobile air conditioning unit. This of course was bad for the environment so he went back to the basics; Shaved Ice, your favorite flavors, and a female with Chin Nuts.

Polo: Dam T-Lo, your wife says your sister makes the best Meat Slurpee's this side of the border!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! I love the Banana Cream Pie flavor?

Polo: ???? You're not supposed to be the one drinking the Meat Slurpee, thats a chick drink dawg!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! oh wait for real dawg?

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meat tits

The fattest, most awesome tits that you've ever seen in your life.

I want to find me a nice pair of meat tits.
Hey Bill, check out the meat tits on that one.

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Meat missile

N.
Penis; Cock; Dick; Schlong.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

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Meat Pocket

When a male approaches another person and inserts his genitalia into the trouser pocket of an unknowing bystander.

Ah man, I was standing in the lunch line the other day and Randy gave me a rancid meat pocket.

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Meat Sheik

Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali is known in Australia as the Meat Sheik for his comments on western women deserving to be raped if they do not cover up and wear a hijab i.e. the equivalent of a human condom or mobile tent dress.

The Meat Sheik has now shown Australia a side of Islam that is putrid and disgusting. See anti-rape wear for Islamic Fashion.

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Meat Head

A Meat Head is a really large land whale. There is only one of this species currently known to scientists. The Meat Head has a ham on the top of its neck, in place of a head. The Meat Head can be spotted strutting up the sidewalk, with its one and only homeboy. Since the Meat Head is insulated with so much blubber, it only wears a thin sweater even in the coldest of winter days, to stay cool and prevent the ham from cooking. When the Meat Head chooses a sweater it may live inside it for 6 months to a year, or until it rots of and needs replacing. The Meat Head lives a lonely life. It spends its time alone, or with its only friend. The Meat Head will never mate. Due to its fat to muscle ratio, the Meat Head does not have the strength required to perform the necessary movements. Also, being the only one of its species, the Meat Head would only be able to produce sterile offspring, similar to when a horse mates with a donkey to produce a mule. NASA is currently studying the phenomenon of Meat Head Orbit. Meat Head Orbit or MHO is caused by the Meat Heads fat ass, it is actually so large that it has its own orbit. The Meat Head uses MHO to its benefit, capturing anything that begins orbiting it, and eating it, making his orbit stronger, and able to pull in larger objects for consumption. NASA is concerned that at the Meat Heads rate of growth, it may implode into a black hole, sucking the Earth in.

-"Holy shit! A beached whale! We should call the coast guard!"
-"Nah, that's just a Meat Head. It's actually a land whale, you can tell be cause it wears a blue sweater and has orbit."

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white meat

gambling winnings. the amount of money you are up. usually used in association with poker.

"Damn look at all this white meat. I'm going to go out and get me a LAP-DANCE!!!"

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