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The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.
Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.
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A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.
I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!
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From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.
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-When a bar opens both front doors so the fat chicks can get/fit in.
-Any night where a bar or club is full of fat chicks.
Man look at all them fat chicks, it must be a double door night.
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Not to be confused with Depeche Mode's One Night in Paris concert video.
1 Night in Paris is the sex tape of Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon. It was awarded the 2008 F.A.M.E. Favorite Celebrity Sex Tape award. In the video you can get off of LimeWire, it starts off with Paris showing her nearly non-existent tits. Then it cuts to a night vision scene with Salomon jacking off. After that comes to scenes with Hilton and Salomon having sex, both in NV. Then a scene with Hilton giving Salomon a blow job. More of Paris' tits. After that, it's the pair in a car with Hilton wearing possibly the worst makeup ever. Next comes the two talking in the bathroom, with Hilton primping herself. After that, they are in the bedroom talking. Then they get on the bed and have sex. The last scene is another blow job. Overall, this version lasts almost 38 minutes.
It gets kind of annoying when you hear the guy moaning any time he isn't talking or smiling like some queer.
1 NIGHT IN PARIS
Paris: You're, like, obsessed. You always film me.
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a non-sausage fest of girls that go out on the town without guys and party and flirt
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when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap
i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua
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