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jack and jill went up the hill to have super happy fun sexy time, to have fun. it was fun, super, happy, and sexy. unfortunatly they rolled down the hill. and died.
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1. Only the crazy-best fanfiction writer in the EdEn fandom. She's in the process of publishing her EPIC TRILOGY. Quite famous in the EdEn fandom. Associates with Potions For Foxes and Indigo's Ocean
2. a very sexy utensil that has dreams of word domination
3. An Australian mother goddess of utensils and writing and sexy things. Has links to Japan
1. "Wow this writer's goooood!"
"'Yeah, but she ain't no Spoonsie."
2. "I wish I were as awesome as Spoons."
"Okay that's seriously enough, you're practically stalkering her..."
"Yes but .... pretty writing."
3. "Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All? What sort of a username is that?"
"A sexy and awesome ONE!"
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Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
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His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
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So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
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an awesome album by the punk band mindless self indulgence
i like Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Hey i do too i want their vinyl so freeeeaking bad..
This is a modern day internet mockup overly used by teenagers, and some nerds. It implies a slight tongue in cheek remark relating to a persons own sexuality whilst at the same time mis-spelling the word ''the'' and changing it to ''teh''.
When first looked upon, it may look as though a person is stating abuot themselves that they are:
1. Gay
2. Sexy
When infact they are just showing their ability to laugh at themselves and act in a ''homo-erotic'' manner of somesort. It is widely used across message boards and whatnot.
Mullan: Im taller than you so I win.......
Dave: But I am teh ghey sexy
Mullan: {eyes_back_and_forwards_smilie}
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