sexual expressionist

its in our nature to want to have sex. what used to be an instinctive act of procreation has shifted towards modern ideas of pleasure. some people get it with one lifelong partner, some live off seriality.

so next time you encounter a sexual expressionist, look at it this way: they only want to ensure eternal life (population), they only want to save the world

"Are you a sexual expressionist? Which type are you?"

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taddl-sexual

taddl-sexual is the sexual orientation of taddl (T or tj_bb)

You are taddl-sexual if he is very important to your life and you think he’s a god

You are taddl-sexual if you simp for him

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Neuro-sexual

Neuro-sexual: means when you are a male, but you are only attracted to people who are either pansexual or hetrosexual.

Me: I'm Neuro-sexual
Someone: You're a male and you like people who are pansexual or hetrosexual?
Me: Yeah.

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sexual morale

The measure of any man or women.

you dont mind being within sight of either male or female genitalia.

You can last ages in bed and dont find the opposites sexes genitalia gross.

Woman walks out of the shower naked

man: put some clothes on

woman: omg get some sexual morale

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Sexual Turtle

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.

Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.

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Heady Sexual

A straight male that doesn't mind receiving a blowjob from a male or female. "A mouth is a mouth" mentality

He'll never have anal sex but he's a heady sexual.

Most white guys in the military are heady sexual.

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Sexualize everything

It's like politicizing everything, but in this case, this would be a blatant attempt to try to make everything sexual.

Tobias: I heard that Edwin and Leila want to do something that they shouldn't do.
Irene: Kill themselves? Kill someone? Commit some other kind of crime?
Tobias: No, they want to sexualize everything.
Irene: Ew, why the fuck would they want to do that?
Tobias: Because they think 69 is the only number that matters.
Irene: Of course they do, there is no one in school that's more immature than they are.

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