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when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall
time to slap poo
Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.
The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.
When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.
This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.
Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.
1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
The side chick, the chick that means nothing. The one who ain't around for very long. The girl who always wants to be more but never can be.
"Nah dude we aren't dating she means nothing to me. She is just Slap peas, ya know? Cuz I am slappin' her peas ;/"
When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!