This guy is smoking balls tonight

Looking awesome

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

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You are smoking balls

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying

1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"

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Stick That In Your Pipe And Smoke It

To show that you won an argument without having any troubles.

You know, if we let this eco-shit go to our heads, our lives will get worse. I mean, they're trying to prevent us from living comfortable lives. I know you can't survive a scorching summer without your fancy air conditioner. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

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pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

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hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

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