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On March 10th you can throw your friends any time! Its international throw your friends day! Have fun!
Eg. Ethan: Hey bro!
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!
Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*
When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!
A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.
Friend:Sure
What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other
Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf
Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air
A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.
“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”