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When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.
I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!
It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.
person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"
When the phrase "pissing it down" just doesn't convey HOW HARD ITS FUCKING RAINING
A: Has the rain cleared up yet?
B: Nah, its fuckin shitting it down mate.
a scoodby dooby wit a shit on da side
OH NO THE DOG ATE THE SCOOBY SHIT!
so when you got bugs in yo shit
mannnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm bugs n shit up myyy asssssssss AMEN
To fornicate with one that you just met within 2 hours.
I yao mingds that shit last night.
I met a girl at a stoplight, then yao mindgs that shit until the sun came up.
The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.
He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .