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The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"
The act of surrounding oneself' with glaringly less attractive individuals in order to deceptively increase oneself' ego/value.
That girl isn't that pretty dude, look at her friends, total Jesus-effect.
Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.
"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."
Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.
The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"
It is a term for avoiding the use of the lords name in vein, while still expressing yourself
#staywholey
-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks
Jesus Christmas it was smaller on the phone!