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When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.
That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.
The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"
"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac
The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"
Some guy named Jeusu? Is called uno Jesus? I guess.... Top G? nah, Top J.
Yo he's uno Jesus. Mans about to get crucified still but nah... Uno, you, you will die for your sins. He is Uno Jesus!
religious, but too religious. meet at hipster coffee shops and talk about israel and jesus over coffee.
i saw jesus groupies talking about jesus with every word being jesus.