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2 lines

In the old days, 2 lines and happiness couldn't hide
Nowadays, 2 lines and sadness cannot lie.
In the old days, 2 lines and claimed it was mine
Nowadays, 2 lines and blame it on covid-one-nine
In the old days, only women got 2 lines
Nowadays, it does not matter whether or not you are straight or bi
In the old days, 2 lines were on your mind and gave you baby fever

Nowadays, fever gives you shivers throughout days and nights

2 lines
2 lines and sadness

It's not Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey
by JVeverMindยฎ April 21, 2022

by JVeverMind April 19, 2023

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halo 2

wtf r u nerds tlking bout fukin losers nuthing is betta than sex stupid fuks so wat halo2 has good graphics the story line is shit and the levels are shit i liked halo combat evolved betta
and at least i dont play it all day and deny sex wen my girl asks me for sex go suk a cock u fagmoes

halo2 has good graphics otherwise it is shit

by killzones betta March 5, 2005

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halo 2

Halo Halo 2 are great games but not the best.

Do you know what the best game ever made so far is. Not monoply its
Half Life 2 you gay halo 2 players.

Halo 2 sucks so muchs it has to advertise so many times to make you buy the damn game.

by John from valve March 19, 2005

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Jan 2

Choose to do one of the three.
1. Send nudes to opposite gender
2. Scream "ITS THE NEW YEAR
3. Talk about random stuff in front of your parents

Uh oh, its Jan 2, I have to send nudes to someone

by jemmycroseny January 2, 2020

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socom 2

See also-lag

1. The laggiest PS2 online game ever created.

2. Completely unrealistic game for PS2 in that the human head in online mode can endure 20 consecutive shots from a high-powered assault rifle. Also unreaslistic due to the fact that close proximity concusive blasts don't kill the opposing player instantly.

Fact: Nobody can truthfully deny this.

Socom2 can teach todays children that when they enter their first battle in WW3, it's perfectly safe to run straight into the enemy with only a 9mm and get head shots all the time without being nicked once by the enemies AK47s.

by Blasty2k August 8, 2005

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2 bagger

Where a girl is so ugly you put a bag over your head and a bag over your head so while you're fucking her if her bag falls off you don't have to see her

This chick I was banging was so ugly she was a" 2 bagger?" A bag over my head just in case hers fell off.

by sassydiva July 31, 2015

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2-24

National Bryant Day!

In honor of Gianna Bryant and Kobe Bryant's death this day will be celebrated for their numbers in their basketball career on National Bryant Day 2-24.

by I'm sad ;( February 9, 2020

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