Brown Harmonica

A sexual act involving flatulence. It usually involves five or more people (usually men) bent over with their pants off ("the harmonica") and one person of any gender ("the player"). "The player" kneels behind the first person, places his or her lips on the anus, forming as tight a seal as possible, and allows the person to blow a fart into his or her mouth. "The player" takes the fart in his or her mouth, places his or her lips on the second anus in a similar fashion, and forces the fart into that person's rectum. The fart is promptly blown back into "the player's" mouth, who continues this action down the line, until every person has recieved/expelled the same fart (sometimes doubling back and forth several times).

EXAMPLE: "Dude, years ago, I was backstage at an N'SYNC concert, and Britney Spears was giving 'em the ol' Brown Harmonica!"

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brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

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Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"

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Brown Icicle

The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.

I need to take a hot shower, sarah just gave me a brown icicle

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Mack Brown

Head football coach for the University of Texas.

Generally known to be one of the best recruiters in the country. His gameday coaching skills were widely questioned until he won the 2005 national championship.

Mack Brown's record as the head coach for the Texas Longhorns is 83-19.

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COODER BROWN

Drunk beyond recognition

Yo son, I was drunker than Cooder Brown

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mr. brown

Mr. Brown Is Heroine.

i talked to my parents about it and they were at a party in the 70's and their friends were heroine addicts.

Ay bro, lets go rock chuck some Brown.

We ready for Mr. Brown.

The whole place on the lookout for Mr. Brown
We've got, plenty of clues and forensic files
Plus, envious crews, so we trip for miles...

It's Mister Brown!, legendary assignment
Searchlights hover, but can't seem to find him
Track down whatever you can in the mist
In this case, it's strictly the hand of a fist
So .

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