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Monkey Shines

The act of behaving like a black person (acting ghetto, stupid, ignorant or committing crimes)

That dirty dude's Monkey Shines Dun got his azz arrested.

by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010

239๐Ÿ‘ 168๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey spunk

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.

slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

by militia_maniac May 27, 2004

58๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

24๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meth Monkey

One who is addicted to crystal meth.

Rachel: That girl is MESSED. UP.

Kelly: Yeah. I went to high school with her- total meth monkey.

by thepinkranger July 29, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.

Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.

by DirkDirkDirk July 6, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bush monkey

A nickname for men who like women with big bush

Doug is a bush monkey and loves to eat his girlfriend's hairy bush

by Dubiks December 20, 2018

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custard monkey

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž