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A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."
Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!
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(n) a person's e-mail address
Hey, if I gave you my e-ddress will you send me that pic?
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A standard industry term used in email marketing to describe the act of "blasting" a message out to a group of hundreds or thousands of people simultaneously, similar to the act of "blasting" a verbal message out with a loud speaker. Typically used to differentiate between two-way email interactions (where a customer emails a question and the company responds), and one-way bulk email interactions (such as newsletters or promotions).
"Tell marketing that we definitely need to add a coupon code to our upcoming July e-blast."
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someone whos very emotional and is not afraid to cry who owns more than two sweaters and is basically always sad
cheer up emo kid and wipe those tears from your eyes!!
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Short for Ellensburg, WA. A rural town in eastern Washington. Limited entertainment available, including: Campus U-Totem, Rossow's U-Totem, Fred Meyers, lots of antique stores, farms, bars, and a rodeo.
Ellensburg is also home to the Central Washington University Wildcats.
E-burg is in the middle of nowhere, but it's a lovely little town.
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An E-man is a kind person with great potential, but is far to fucking stuborn for his own good. Also thier luck tends to fluctuate alot.
Damn, he is a real e-man, I tells ya! A bird shat on him yesterday, but he beat me in halo 3 times in a row.
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Ebay; one of the worlds most common websites.
Don't trust sellers from there if you are buying designer products! Many lie and say they are authentic, but they are not!
seller: i promise you this louis vuitton alma bag is 100% authentic or your money back!
buyer: yay that's cool! *orders it and spends $1500*
buyer: (recieves package and purse)
buyers friend: ewwwww your purse is a FAAAKEEEEE!!
buyer: no its 100% authentic!!
buyers friend: no its not hun. i know what replicas and knockoffs of louis vuitton look like. you have one.
buyer: but i spend almost $2000 on a fake purse!!!!! and they promised it was real!!
buyer: (goes back to ebay, sends seller an email)
seller: (reads email and deletes) (laughs his head off because he ripped her off)
buyer: *cries for years*
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