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The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.
My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.
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A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."
Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!
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Short for ejacualtion
A funny name to call someone with the intials EJ.
Hey E Jack come make me a sandwhich.
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To have an orgasm
We were at it for 30 minutes, I had to hit a E Jack when she got on top
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A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.
Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!
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The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.
Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.