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The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies
Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.
a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.
I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.
When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget
(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"
A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"
Idea by G.J.R
Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.
Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?
David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some
Nick: *Unzips pants*
David: Oh I get it lol.