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To shark is to put one's dick inside of a nose, this is usually done in rehab when people are having withdrawals and just want to snort anything, so they would snort each other's cum.
I was chillin' in my house when a drug addict hopped in from my window and sharked me.
A term used to define a sexual activity performed by getting head from a gay guy with braces then ejaculating into his nose as the blood pours onto his mouth giving a sense of euphoria.
ok yeah no, I just had to make something for the people who saw the definition of urbandictionary and decided to look up shark for the sexual meaning, you know what shark really means (an aquatic carnivorous animal group)
random guy in a friend group: hey did you know that shark is a sexual term I found in the definition of urbandictionary?
that one bystander: no one gives a fuck, go get some women
A sexual position where a woman lies flat on her back in a bathtub. then a man lies on top of her inserting his penis into her vagina, then they both flop around and bite each other.
Jim: Damn bro my wife is crazy! Last night she wanted to do it shark style with me!
Jason: Wow! your lucky.
Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.
Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.
Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”