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what you say when you hear of douchebaggery, just before turning round and seeing the fucker could stomp yer arse into the dust. the line is usually delivered drunkenly and without knowing that the fucker will be seven foot and sexually frustrated
X- we have to leave some guy said he was gonna beat me down
Me- What fucker said that?
*titanicinflannel appears behind me*
Me- aw shit
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Any rich man, who walks around in a suit and a big brown cigar dick hangin outa his mouth with one of those fuckin bluetooths. And goes to starbuks every morning
Drews inspired for many years to be one of those fat dough fuckers.
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A left handed gay jewish nigger.
That bungalow butt fucker is destroying the gay community!
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Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.
Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.
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any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party
Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.
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A lesbian who fucks cats or a woman who fucks lesbian cats
Telling your girlfriend after she cheats on you, you lesbian cat fucker, you ruined my life
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A fine stupid ass bitch who rocks the fuckin house.
Who called for a pretty mother fucker over here?
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