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A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers”
Getting a handjob while shitting
Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john
Die Motherfucker - Have A Nice Day
Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!
A type of hand structure and shape that is similar to the reptile also known as a newt. Giving the hand the its name
Friend: Did you know that Elizabeth has newt hands?
Friend 2: REALLY?! I want to see!
Elizabeth: Guys I’m standing right here
When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.
Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.
Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.
Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."
When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared