National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

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I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

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can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.

Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

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Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie ?

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I have too been responded

a phrase uttered by someone who thinks she or he are highly intelectual, but in fact posses the IQ of igneous metamorphic rock.

i have too been responded! Your computer's just probably retarded...like you.

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i have a big c cret

A massive cock

"I have a big secret..."
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"

I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks

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have you seen the world? o.O

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated

Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O

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