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See amazing horse. It turns into a plane when you stroke on its mane, and it turns back into a horse again when you tug on its winky. It also plays the saxophone as well as the piano.
In the Jazz version of the Amazing Horse song, the Amazing Jazz horse plays the saxophone instead of the piano.
When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.
Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!
Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!
Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse
A word used to suck a dick in rage.
"GO SUCK A HORSE COCK YOU IMBISILE!"
When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.
After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.
a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.
Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder
The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.
"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"
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