A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!
What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.
When you miss the vagina and enter the butthole.
I stove piped that Girl lastnight she didn't appreciate it.
Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.
My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant
to have sex with, sexual relationship
he was going to blair pipes with her saturday
Laying pipe to someone who is grieving and in an inconsolable state to make them feel better
Neej: Dude I just gave grievance pipe to my girlfriend
Ben: Ah shit what happened?
Neej: Her dog died so I wanted to make her feel better
I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.