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The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.
The breakfast of the aristocracy.
Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.
Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”
Rodge: “Can’t do it.”
Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”
Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”
When you just get up and walk away. Far away.
I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door
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a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.
Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?
Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician