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1. The kind of music only the coolest of cats listen to.
2. Jam that a modded Minecraft villager can sell you or you can buy from him.
Carl: “Aw, dude, these are my Jimmy jams!”
Mark: “For the first time, I actually agree, this is some good music.”
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Mark: “I found this weird villager wearing pink in this modpack, he’s selling Jimmy jams!”
Carl: “Just kill him and take them-“
Mark: “No!”
The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.
Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"
"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."
"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.
When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.
Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.
The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.
when a man puts jam on his cock and put it in his wife
i did the jam donut with my wife last night