A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS
That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.
In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac
The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"
The act of surrounding oneself' with glaringly less attractive individuals in order to deceptively increase oneself' ego/value.
That girl isn't that pretty dude, look at her friends, total Jesus-effect.
Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday
Are u going to church
Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid