Steve Job

This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.

"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"

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Doe Job

Getting a blowjob while hunting for deer.

Dylan got a Doe Job from his girlfriend the last weekend of deer hunting season.

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navy job

A. A half assed job
B. Any job the Navy completes or doesn't
C. Something you were instructed to do by and idiot superior

1. When you're told to paint a wall and you brush it twice, you've done a navy job.

2. "I don't feel like doing a good job, I'll just do a navy job."

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knot-job

A knot-job is a sexual act where one guy ties knots in a length of rope and pushes them up the asshole of another dude and then begins jacking him off. When the guy is reaching the point of no return, he pulls them out one by one -- as each knot pops out, the guy spurts a shot of an historic rope-gasm.

Oh Wow! Matt just gave me an awesome knot-job!

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Steve Jobs

Bill Gates' muse.

Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.

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Zipper Job

1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.

1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"

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Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.

Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .

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