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The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.
Matthew is the most amazing person ever
A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.
See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
a good looking guy with blue eyes
for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan
A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.
I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.
Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.
“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”
Great one of a kind guy will always Be there when you need him. Sensitivethen he has to be lines everything very quick Absolutely amazing in bed. And cares about other people's feelings more than his self. And that usually are well endowed.