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A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.
Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps
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Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.
Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.
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When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.
Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!
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When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"
"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
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Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
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When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.
Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit
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When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.
She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.
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