whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.

Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!

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stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.

"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"

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Sandy Mud Flaps

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.

Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps

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Funny Mud Pee

Fuuny Mud Pee means that a person is talking nonsense or falsehood, which does not exist at all or is fictional. The word indicates that you are disdainful and indicates a negative emotion.
This indicates a strong condemnation or dissatisfaction
This word is very offensive and is generally not used.

-The Novel Coronavirus is called Chinese Virus.
-Funny mud pee！

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funny mud pee

An English phrase which has similar pronunciations with a Chinese dirty talk: fang nimade pi, which literary means 'fart your motherfucker' or 'fart your mother's fart'. Basically a rude expression of 'go to hell' or 'fuck off'.

The origin is under one of Donald Trump's tweets. He claims that the Covid-19 is 'Chinese virus', and Chinese people used this word to present their disdain for him.

'Donald Trump is a good president.'
'Funny mud pee!'

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Kungpow mud cream

Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.

Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.

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Mississippi Mud Pit

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.

Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit

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