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What the fan blows sweet fairy kisses at
If you've never laid but naked on your bed and let a fan blow sweet fairy kisses on your cock n taters then you haven't lived life.
When you're going to get freaky while hanging out with your girlfriend.
Friend- "Ayy bro what u gonna do at her house later?"
You- "I'm boutta Hang n' Bang wit my girl bro."
Friend- Don't forget protection alright bro.
You- " you bett I'm already prepared."
An abreviation for 'too scene' a way to describe someone that is awfully scene.
Scene kid: 'I LOVE OLI SYKEZ TOO MUCH'
Normal human being: 'You're 2 c n'
The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet
Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:
When you ejaculate on a girl's pubic hair and then proceed to remove the hair with duct tape, similar to a Brazilian wax.
"I'm having sex with Katie tonight."
"Yo, she's got a shaggy cat."
"That's fine, I'll just nut 'n rip."
nut rip
dick n balls means penis and the balls under them
girl: suck on my dick n balls
boy: yes
After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.
What are you doing Friday?
Vax n' wax.
Tell John I said hi!