Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.

A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.

Phone Slave

A person who works in telecommunications and makes or takes 50+ calls a day. Also known as anyone who works in a call center.

Becky made 2,854,382 calls today and now she's a phone slave to her company. Now she chain smokes and eats donuts to sooth her pain.

phone game

The competitive game where you drop your phone, face down, at the highest height you can without getting scared. Similar to Chicken, except with phones.

Hard mode is anything that would increase the stakes, like having no screen protector or dropping on concrete.

'Android phones are indestructible.'
'Yeah? You wanna play the phone game?'

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Cameron how big is your upra phone?

Phone Smack

When you pull out your phone just to smack a bitch

He pissed me off, so I phone smacked him like a bitch

noise is calling pick up phone

A meme where the noise from the 2023 indie game pizza tower calls the main protagonist peppino. With the ring tone being "Noise is calling pick up phone" repeated

Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
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Noise is calling pick up phone
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Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
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Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone

Phonely

When nobody is hitting you up and you have no notifications. You are lonely on your phone.

I keep checking my phone but nothings there. I’m so phonely!