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fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT

by faded420 November 16, 2018


spilled noodles

basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men

i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.

by trollytro1 April 6, 2022


Noodle bump

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.

Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping

by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2024


Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry

Bro how were your noodles
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro

by Tee hehe August 2, 2019


noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 15, 2023


Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 20, 2020


suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022