Rural Dictionary

north peace secondary school

the first place I considered killing myself. air quality worse than china.

Ethan: It’s your first year at North Peace Secondary School! How do you like it so far?

Joe: I want to kill myself

NPSS is a school filled with juulers, SoundCloud rappers and pregnant 16 year olds

by epicyogurt69 October 18, 2019

A shitty school in San Marcos, Full of lesbians, Tik Tok thots, and wannabe Latinos. Half of the school is white or half, Full of white supremacist wannabes, thotty gals, and shitty mental health help. Now if you want to go there get ready to learn 2 things. Jack and Shit, the curriculum changes a lot, projects are always in groups, and You sacrifice your mental health in exchange for a grade. No one learns shit in that school, Oh yea Escondido schools don't really like this place for a reason.

person 1: I went to High Tech Middle North County
person 2: so that's why you came back
person 1: grades dropped harder than my will to live..

by PK71 June 26, 2022

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 7, 2023

North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)

The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).

Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045

Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)

by MrGoolerKid March 2, 2023

North Carolina Deca

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

by Baller oh March 20, 2019

North Carolina dEcA

Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.

by Baller oh March 21, 2019