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What girls use to jerk off guys when they don't have time to do it themselves
Dude last shenequa gave me a hood orange
A saying your boyfriend uses when he wants to say something romantic but can't think of anything. It ends up being adorable anyway, and you end up kissing after. Usually used when outside in Autumn in New England, since the leaves there change color in the fall.
Boyfriend: Those orange trees are so beautiful.
A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.
The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"
He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.
The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”