Nerds who think they're "random" and hilarious because they yell out shit like "Monkey! Cheese!" and laugh their asses off.
If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.
She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
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A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"
Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.
I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.
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The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.
I want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
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a nickname use commonly for gay people like david.
That guy standing over there in those tight pants is a butt pirate ass fucker.
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the lawful pirate is a religion that you must be born into by rights ... complies with the law of the savior ie old and new testaments... it is where instead of plundering you have a method of obtaining what people don't want .. which can sometimes be more than what they do want... this religion is that you are a ghost.. hence why you must be born into by rights.. and the earth or universe (for example) is made of water and spirit you float around in a ghost ship ..terrorising those that do not represent your religion... many pirates have ended up being lawful but as there is no law higher than they than can get caught in there own short fallings and face judgement the lawful pirate has the all his laws complete and accounted for hence why it is a fulfilled religion and not a persona
i was once a half of the lawful pirate (religion)as i did not have the rights and i terrorised chaotics asked what they wanted they replied... to kill you ... and i said "right! by my name and by the law of my god you will never infact for it is now permenantly and infinately impossible for you to lay even a finger on this body which i am until you have all been deafeated forever
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the captain of the ass shaped ship who is very into butt bashing anal sex.
that butt bashing ass pirate captain got me last night
VHS tape, contain a show where Foxy the Pirate fox annoucing his show in just about ten minutes. That will repeated four times, until all of children will not be D E A D...........................................................................................
"this pirate cove pre-show is a reason why foxy didn't want a audience, HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA"