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When you can't spell suicide and when you try it auto corrects to soup of side.
I just murdered my cat. I'm going to commit soup of side
On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.
Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?
Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
A sex act during a threesome in which a man cums inside a woman's vagina and the third partner eats the cum out.
Last night, my gf's best friend ate a soup bowl.
to define something more than leapin' or stenkin'. Incredibly horrific or fuckin leapin stenkin
"what the fuck mate ats pure leapdog soup"
here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘
A Video of A girl Puting Ells in Her ass As a Way to eat DONT WATCH IT
Human1:Did you Watch ell soup
Human2:Yes Im Gonna recreate it
Human1:WTF Why
Human2:Because I Can
Human1:We shouldn't be friends
A Blood gang member's preferred and favorite soup
What did you it before that driveby?
I just had some Bicken Noodle Soup.