Rural Dictionary

toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 28, 2018

Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.

My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.

by TauKitty April 21, 2020