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When you have to take a poopie but the (likely piss laden) seat is up so you’re forced to.....touch it / kick down with your shoes. In the same family as “witch’s kiss” (look it up)
Honestly the restaurant was beautiful, but that cream sauce really got to me and someone left the toilet seat up... The devil’s drop was forced upon me. 🚽 👿
Old fashioned, mostly unfunny, uneditable, version of Urban Dictionary.
SMBC wants to make a new version of The Devil's Dictionary, without realizing it's already here.
When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.
My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!
Easily the best alternative folk band to grace the earth, The Amazing Devil stars the Bard himself, Joey Batey, and the beautiful and talented Madeleine Hyland. Their music is just bloody excellent really.
“Is The Amazing Devil Jaskier’s band?”
“Yes but no.”
When you sit somewhere and you blast a real low resolution fart and you feel how its gas is crawling up your ballsack. It's a warning for you to remember it can be over at any moment.
Dude, why are you so scared?
I just felt the Devil's Breath
Nickname given to danes by other scandinavian/nordic countries
That bloody danish devil is drinking his 15th beer