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Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face

that girl sucked so i wet racooned her

by lenda6669 July 7, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


get wet

To bang 8's, 9's and 10's, while simultaneously not concerning oneself with 7's and below.

Mr. Omar is a 4 at best, but that guy will get wet every weekend.

by TrixR4losers May 25, 2011

88๐Ÿ‘ 168๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Cigarettes

Texas slang for joints laced with PCP

Im from the land of the wet cigarettes

by Texas Rider April 26, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet up

to be soaked and drenched in your own blood due to gunshots or stab wounds

i heard someone got "wet up" at the ghetto club uptown last night.

by JakeJohn August 10, 2012

27๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet platypus

A variation of the rusty trombone, but the guy has diarrhea and shits in the girls mouth and overflows all over her face.. then he cums all over her

i wet platypused your girl last night

by vincent333 November 16, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 3, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet fish

Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.

Guy: Dude, I totally gave that girl a wet fish!!

by Sad git January 3, 2012

25๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž