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fart fu

The martial art of performing karate, kick boxing, Tai chi, kung fu, and various other moves with accentuating farts at the end. It is an extreamly pwerful fighting style not only because of advanced fighting technique, but also do to the humiliating factor of being farted on as somebody hits or kicks you.

That dude threw down some fart fu in the fight.

by Fu Master Joe Mama November 29, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monster Farts

A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.

Dave: Farts*

Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?

Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.

by xxloosecannonxx March 20, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


stella farts

farts the day after drinkin stella the night b4

u betta hold yr nose i got a bad case of stella farts 2day

by sum strange guy October 20, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fart giggle

A string of multiple flatulent occurences that are each short in length and high-pitched. May or may not occur while giggling.

In the middle of class, Phil let out a fart giggle. It was the only noise he ever made in class.

by Smellaina January 24, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Popper

Person that is popping farts all the time

Dammit Ross, stop being such a fart popper!

by Molly Stong January 6, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Dart

To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.

He hit me with his "fart dart" and I almost passed out.

by thepopeofdope December 26, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brain Fart

An involuntary release of stupidity. Usually at the least opportune time.

Fred had a momentary brain fart and forgot that he left his term paper at home.

by Lalina October 12, 2009

67๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž