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to sabotage a political candidate.
The RNC has the long knives out for Trump.
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the best recipe ever....
2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice
Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???
No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas
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A common sex act performed in the city by the sea. After a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. He proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. At this point, the shit has now completely hardened to his ass and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. He then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. She takes enough RU-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. The still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled asshole of the man. Then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man shits it out onto his girlfriend's chest.
Hey Sheila, it's been about 72 hours so I am going to give you the Long Beach NY steamer whether you want it or not.
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The act of fingering a girl with your middle and ring finger like you rep texas long horns
I was so in there yesterday we didnt fuck but I did it texas long horn style
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The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.
I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.
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Smoking a mixture of meth and Viagra before beating your dick vigorously for hours watching anime porn
Hey Adam im going home to my anime doll , she will help love me long time
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A saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties.
Also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. This would imply that they are either digging up the road or having sex for money down the road. The correct would be long road to haul.
Something just isn't right in the kids head, he's going to have a long road to haul in his life.
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